“Gun professor, I’ll punch whoever
Come here lookin’ like Conor McGregor
Leave this bitch lookin’ like Uncle Fester
Question, are we bitter rivals?
‘Cause we can shoot the Ks or the fade
‘Til both of our arms get vitiligo” – Royce Da 5’9″
Absolutely love this slate! Let’s build some fuego!
Let’s go to work!
The guy who keeps the opposing team OFF THE BOARD. Picking a pitcher is like nailing Defense in NFL. It’s important. So don’t get cute. Also…when picking your pitcher, factor in, WHO IS CATCHING aka GAME CALLING/GAME MANAGING for your pitcher. The wrong call there, can spell gloom and fucking doom for your pitcher. There are plenty of bats value wise to spice up your GPPs. I’m looking at…
P – Dallas Keuchel– ($9,500) – Gets the Rangers tonight. Although, they’ve been kind of hot…they still K a shit ton! I think Dallas has enough stuff to put them down tonight.
FanDuel got cute and wanted to give us the option for more points…I guess. I’ll personally be rolling out catchers in these spots. Give me alllllllllllllll the #CriminalOwnership!!
C/1B – Alex Avila – ($2,000) – Gets Luis Perdomo, Perdomo is a sucker for LHBs, he gets absolutely slaughtered by them. Hopefully Arizona doesn’t troll the shit out of tonight lol. They should eaaaaat.
2B – Jeff McNeil– ($2,000) – Gotta have a few flyers tonight to get the bats you need to take some shit down! I like this spot for the new guy lol. Ivan Nova is also notoriously bad vs LHBs. Just so happens, McNeil fits the bill.
3B – Nolan Arenado – ($4,500) You know why lol. Nado is a lock vs LHPs any damn day of the week. Today is no different.
SS – Trevor Story – ($4,100) –Also a personal lock for me vs LHPs. That’s right, get ready for the derby in Coors and jacked up cash lines lol. Get your shares of Coors tonight. Side note…Iannetta is another Rockie who whits LHPs well. He’s 3,100 under C/1B
OF – Mark Canha– ($3,200) – Oaktown has been hot man. Idky they keep serving them up LHPs tho lol. They kill them. Some will say Pinder over Canha, I say Canha over Pinder.
OF – David Peralta – ($3,400) – Lefty vs Perdomo…you allllready know the protocol!
OF – Randal Grichuk – ($3,000) Gets Reynaldo Lopez. A certified gas can. Many folks have abandoned the Grichuk train…not me. I’m a believer! This a nice priced match up that is almost too good to pass up.
Utility – Kyle Schwarber – ($3,200) – So far the Derby curse has not caught up with Schwarbino. The announcers at the derby dropped an interesting gem about him though. He goes yard every 10.2 at bats. If I have this tallied up the right way, that makes tonight his night to launch some shit into somebody’s bag of jiffy pop!
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