“Gun professor, I’ll punch whoever
Come here lookin’ like Conor McGregor
Leave this bitch lookin’ like Uncle Fester
Question, are we bitter rivals?
‘Cause we can shoot the Ks or the fade
‘Til both of our arms get vitiligo” – Royce Da 5’9″
Absolutely love this slate! Let’s build some fuego!
Let’s go to work!
The guy who keeps the opposing team OFF THE BOARD. Picking a pitcher is like nailing Defense in NFL. It’s important. So don’t get cute. Also…when picking your pitcher, factor in, WHO IS CATCHING aka GAME CALLING/GAME MANAGING for your pitcher. The wrong call there, can spell gloom and fucking doom for your pitcher. There are plenty of bats value wise to spice up your GPPs. I’m looking at…
P – Wei-Yen Chen – ($6,000) – Ok…Sooooooo yea. I know if you look at his ERA, you’re sayin…Zito WTF are you talking about?!?! Well…every time I’ve stacked against him, I had my ass handed to me lol. Dude has some pretty decent home numbers, plus he get the K heavy Phillies. Soooo this is RISKY…but I think pays dividends.
FanDuel got cute and wanted to give us the option for more points…I guess. I’ll personally be rolling out catchers in these spots. Give me alllllllllllllll the #CriminalOwnership!!
C/1B – Greg Bird – ($3,100) – Yup…It’s slaughter Bieber day. He is TERRIBLE vs LHBs. My one off is going to be the lower owned Bird if he plays. If he doesn’t…Gradner and King Didi the go to’s.
2B – Ozzie Albies– ($4,300) – Godley gives it up equally from both sides of the plate. Perfect spot for Ozzie to get busy! I know his price tag is hefty, but my gut says he has himself a game tonight. My 2ndary option at 2B is DJ LeMahieu. Bergman gets hammered by RHBs and DJ has been on 1.
3B – Anthony Rendon – ($3,700) While most will rejoice in “Thor’s return” tonight for the Mets…Rendon will be salivating. He has Thor’s number. Period. So I’ll have my exposure.
SS – Manny Machado – ($4,100) – B’More at home…is a thing. Just so happens they get bum ass Cole Hamels too! On paper , this game should be a HR Derby…but I think it’ll be O’s game to lose.
OF – Curtis Granderson – ($2,600) – Ya’ll should be hip to the wave by now! I love my hometown brutha Rick Porcello, but he is GOD AWFUL vs LHBs. Grandy has a habit of smacking the occasional lead off dinger, but I’m not chasing that. I think he has a solid ass game! Obviously you can chase the Smoak monster if you want, but he’ll be higher owned imo.
OF – Mitch Haniger – ($4,200) – My favorite Mariner that nobody like to roster when they should lol. Mitch should have himself a game. He draws a solid ass match-up tonight. Plus you need that late exposure.
OF – Nick Castellanos – ($3,700) Casty vs LHPs is a thing we preach to our subs. The numbers support the shit out of this play. I know there are sooooooo many spots to pick from tonight. I choose to pick the spots with good history.
Utility –Cory Spangenberg– ($2,100) – Chatwood is a complete shit show vs LHBs. If Spang plays…I’m all in! Of course Hosmer is play as well, but Spang is my guy!
That’s it… Simple and eaaaasy! Go out there and kill this slate!
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