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WEEK 7 … NFL … Let’s go to work …
FROM THE POCKET – QB Breakdown
Dak Prescott – Going against a shitty 9ers 2ndary
Matt Ryan – Going against the cluster fuck Patriots 2ndary
C.J. Beathard – Going against a ridiculously soft Cowboys 2ndary
Brett Hundley – Going against the ? mark that is the Saints 2ndary
All of the above are in great spots. Obviously, you can pair them with who you want.
I prefer WRs/TEs.
Cowboys – Dez/Beasely/Butler/Witten – Time for Dak to go off and make the Cowboys fan base forget about how bad we’ve looked! Spot is fucking tasty!
Falcons – Jones/Gabriel/Coleman/Hall – MATT RYAN SPREADS THE LOVE PEOPLE. Obviously they will want to get Julio going, but he will be dumping it to every WR. So get creative if youre stacking with Matty ice.
49ers – Garcon/Goodwin/Kittle – Beathard looked pretty damn good last week. Garcon is a target freak, true. But, the story here, is between Beathard and Kittle. They have ALL the chemistry due to them playing together in college. Against our shit show 2ndary who WILL be sleeping on the 9ers. SIGN ME UP! Even if Beathard shits the bed, in comes Hoyer, so you’re almost guaranteed low owned garbage time points.
Packers – Adams/Cobb/Nelson – Hundley has been in the Packers system for a few years now. So there is no adjustment that really needs to be made. He’s had plenty of reps and has chemistry with the first unit.
BETWEEN THE TACKLES – RB Breakdown
Lynch – Going against a horrible Chiefs run stop.
Hunt – Going against the surprisingly bad Raiders D-Line
McCaffrey – Going against a decent yet flawed Bears D-Line
Ingram – Going against the no-show Packers D-Line
All these bruiser’s are in fantastic spots. Safe options for cash or GPP. People will be over thinking yet again!. Not me…I go where the O-Line will feast on the opposing D-Line. This week , NO BELL AGAIN. Unpopular opinion, I know. But, there are plenty of cheaper options that will do better than him. No need to confuse numbers and BULLSHIT.
Which leads me to …
THE PUSH aka O-LINE RANKINGS
Football 101 ladies and gents. No O-Line … No run game. Here are my week 5 O-Line rankings. Using this will help you understand and choose wiser at the RB position.
1. Saints – My Guy Greg Harrington ( FanCaveDFS OG member) is huuuuge Saints fan. Not a delusional one though. He put me up on game about how good the Saints O-Line is. There was resistance on my end because I gauge lines by older standards. It’s a new day and lines are built around more athletic dudes instead of the big forces of nature I’m used to. I dove into some tape and completely agree. The are good. Not the best. But for a back like Ingram, they are perfect.
2. Raiders – My 2nd favorite O-Line next to my Cowboys. There is no way in hell that the Chiefs match up and do well against them. They are massively stronger, and will overpower them with ease. Get some shares of Mr. Lynch! Beast Mode will be activated this week.
3. Chiefs – It’s not that their O-Line is stellar…It’s the fact they have insane chemistry and have rallied behind their Rookie, Mr.Hunt. I see them kicking the Raiders ass this week with the run. Look for Mr. Hill (If cleared) to get a few carries too, and we all know what he can do!! DISCLAIMER ALERT – Be careful with exposure to Hunt. The Raiders have one of the best Run Stop D’s in the league, regardless of what the the “numbers say”. THEY CAN WAKE UP AT ANY TIME AND FUCK YOUR LINES ALLLLLLLL THE WAY UP.
4. Cardinals -Word to the convo between myself and the OG, @IamLegendDFS – It’s not that their good to me. They really aren’t. BUT, they respond to productivity. With the addition of AP, they are going to play INSPIRED football again. So look to AP again. NICE match up against the RAMS, who couldn’t stop my 2 year old niece from running away with a cookie!
THE STOP SIGN aka DEFENSE
Jaguars – YUP AGAIN. They got punched in the mouth last week. They needed that. Now they’re awake and are going to feat on Jacoby and the Colts.
Titans – Are is a pretty nice spot this week against the Browns. This pick is solely based on the shit show QB scene. No chemistry, no momentum.
NOW……. THE GOOD SHIT!
Welcome to the back alley…Welcome to the tar pits…Welcome to the crime scene…
Let’s get into my picks for a little #CriminalOwnership !!
Christian McCaffrey – NAILED THIS CALL LAST WEEK! Let’s be clear…The Bears run stop is decent. But their 2ndary… NOT SO MUCH… So IMO…This is a prime spot for him to get busy. DISCLAIMER ALERT – I know the flack I’ll get for this call, but I just don’t give a fuck! Caff is so versatile it hurts. Cam can’t throw 100% right now. So it’s VERY plausible, he dumps short pass to Caff and he goes crazy!
Gio Bernard – Against a wide open Steelers run stop!
DISCLAIMER ALERT – The Bengals do not have a solid line through and through. They have players who are good. I see where this is could be a 50/50 shot of being a brutal mauling of the Steelers, or the Steelers recognizing Gio is a prime weapon, and plug the gaps and their sleeper run stop D , COULD show up!!!
ZEKE – With all the legal bullshit and underwhelming performances, I think people are abandoning hope for Zeke to produce. WELL … Now, he’s in an interesting spot against the 9ers. I’ll definitely have some shares!
Now let’s go kill this slate!!
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