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WEEK 5 … NFL … Let’s go to work …



Jacoby Brissett– Going against a shitty 9ers 2ndary
Jameis Winston – Going against the cluster fuck Pats 2ndary
Aaron Rodgers – Going against a ridiculously soft Cowboys 2ndary
Deshaun Watson– Going against the ? mark that is the Chiefs 2ndary

All of the above are in great spots. Obviously, you can pair them with who you want.
I prefer WRs/TEs.

Colts – Hilton/Moncrief – Jacoby has been quietly ballin’, and 9ers 2ndary is trash!
Bucs – I like all the receivers. Pats love to take away your Go-To’s. So Evans may be locked up. That opens up Brate/Jackson/Humphries/Godwin.
Packers – Nelson/Cobb/Allison – All 3 are in awesome spots.
Texans – Hopkins/Fuller/Griffin– Watson loves these 3 more than anybody.



Bell – Going against a weirdly bad Jags run stop.
Martin – Going against the crash dummy Pats D-Line
Gurley II – Going against the shit show Seahawks D-Line

All these bruiser’s are in fantastic spots. Safe options for cash or GPP. People will be over thinking yet again!. Not me…I go where the O-Line will feast on the opposing D-Line. This week , NO BELL. Unpopular opinion, I know. But, there are plenty of cheaper options that will do better than him. No need to confuse numbers and BULLSHIT.
Which leads me to a new section, that @FanCaveDFS will be unveiling soon…


Football 101 ladies and gents. No O-Line … No run game. Here are my week 5 O-Line rankings. Using this will help you understand and choose wiser at the RB position.

1. Steelers – If you’ve been paying attention, the Jags, can really stop the run. I have a theory for that but I’ll get into that another time. With a creator like Bell, the Steelers O-Line is in a prime spot to clear a path for this weeks SUPER FUCKING LOCK … Le’Veon Bell.

2. Texans – Quietly they have build a sold O-Line. They play together very well and don’t miss a lot of assignments. This could go vell for Lamar Miller this week, who’s running against a weaker Chiefs run stop. I’ll have a share or 2 of him in my lines this week.

3. Raiders – My 2nd favorite O-Line next to my Cowboys. There is no way in hell that the Ravens match up and do well against them. They are massively stronger, and will overpower them with ease. Get some shares of Mr. Lynch! Beast Mode will be activated this week.

4. Cowboys – You know the drill. It’s revenge time and Zeke is hungry! I can admit, our O-Line is a finger snap worse than last yer. Attribute that to chemistry. It will get better. BUT, the Packers don’t have an answer for our O-Line. Period.



Jaguars – You see these young bulls out here?!?! The theory I spoke of above, is the “Let them run” theory. It kills the clock and tires out the opposing O-Line. You can’t pass against the Jags. They “force you” to run.


Welcome to the back alley…Welcome to the tar pits…Welcome to the crime scene…

Let’s get into my picks for a little #CriminalOwnership !!


Melvin Gordon – Let’s be clear…The Giants couldn’t stop a runaway baby stroller. So IMO…This is a prime spot for him to get busy. DISCLAIMER ALERT – The Chargers do not have a solid line through and through. They have players who are good. I see where this is could be a 50/50 shot of being a brutal mauling of the Giants, or That Giant’s run stop COULD show up!!!

Isaiah Crowell – Against a wide open Jets run stop!
DISCLAIMER ALERT – The Browns do not have a solid line through and through. They have players who are good. I see where this is could be a 50/50 shot of being a brutal mauling of the Jets, or That Jets run stop COULD show up!!!

Browns Defense – HOT TAKE ALERT!!! – Look for my guy Jabrill Peppers to give Jets Receivers HELL!

Now let’s go kill this slate!!

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